"damn looooong mascara"

I had a rather fun conversation with a friend in the other half of the team today. I kinda intruded into his conversation with a senior because they were laughing loudly in a suppressed manner (I know that sounds weird but that’s what happened). So he said, it’s not nice to speak up, he’ll send me messages via the messenger.


9:23 AM Colleague: see across

there's a girl with damn looooong mascara rite?


9:24 AM Me: side across or front across?


9:24 AM Colleague: Thirty's place lar


9:24 AM Me: short hair blue shirt which jacket?

white*


9:24 AM Colleague: ahhh

yayaya

damnit

she's the onli one on the floor with damn long mascara...


9:25 AM Me: ehem. not so sure on that but yeah, what about her?


9:25 AM Colleague: like Ninety Five noticed, 1st day she came down buddy...the mascara scares the fuck outta me...

aint too sure bout other hot

*tho

then today Ninety Five noticed her mascara has shorten abit liaw

that's about the whole joke lar

so damn long mascara how see the screen lar

and samo ur in C/S field...wear mascara oso no one will see u lar

not that ur seeing external customer wat

turn left, turn right, look front, look back oso internal staff


9:26 AM Me: that's natural screen filter mah. it's protection from radio active wave emitted from monitor.


9:26 AM Colleague: for wat wear mascara so damn long....hahaha


9:27 AM Me: haha


9:27 AM Colleague: waffark




He was laughing pretty bad after I sad that, probably because it’s the first time he heard of this joke. I’ve been making the same joke since the CRT era coz it’s more applicable (LCD is less radio active). It was fun because he laughed haha.





Signing off.