One day I have had nothing better to do. So I logged into facebook to cause some trouble.
What did I do?
Simple, I changed my relationship status from “single” to “it’s complicated”. All of a sudden there was like a bomb exploded among my friends. Some left comments on the status change to ask for an answer obviously I will never answer publicly, for the simple fact that it’s complicated. Some had the time to actually draft up a private message and sent to me expecting me to spill all the information about who the girl is, how old she is, where she works yadaa yadaa yadaa… some closer friends even decided to call me up and expecting me to also just open up my heart and let them do a lab test.
One friend was especially an idiot; he called asked me who is that unfortunate old woman that I fell in love with, then he came up with all these conspiracy theories that how I would eventually murder this old woman and inherit all her fortune and such. If he wasn’t on the phone, I would have probably kicked him in the nuts. What an idiot. But it’s OK, that’s why we’re friends. Although you are an idiot but I still love you, no worries. Now go die.
Nothing has happened, nothing has changed. I was just having a few extra minutes to do some clicking. The reason that I haven’t changed it back is because my Internet died shortly after that and I haven’t had another opportunity to update it back to “single” again, and the mobile facebook doesn’t offer that kind of functionality. So for all you people who kicked up lots of dust thinking there’d be a lot of hooos and haaaaas, please settle down. I’m sorry to disappoint you because there will not be any love drama or people jumping off buildings, planes or ships that eventually hit an iceberg. Not one is going to drown in cold water and asking the girl to live on. I can swim, and I have not enough money to board a ship that is capable of travelling to somewhere with an iceberg to hit and sink itself.
With that said, I think it’s enough for me to say this much. So you people who don’t believe what I just said, suit yourself and let your imagination run wild. I’m glad that one mouse click fulfilled your life for at least a couple of minutes coming up with speculations. Hope you had fun.
Signing off.
